Saturday, March 31, 2007

Timeline of a Meltdown

"...these kinky bedroom thoughts progressed into a heterosexual gray area..." -- March 16, 2007

"The blog may suffer...This project has ruined my life..." -- March 18, 2007

"I did not get aroused... like I normally do when watching rape, so that means I can joke about rape." -- March 19, 2007

"I...lubed up my ass for the pounding it was about to receive." -- March 20, 2007

"I will hit multiple Dunkin’ Donuts..." -- March 21, 2007

"It only took five seconds for me to regress into a beta male." -- March 22, 2007

“I Swallow Cum” -- March 25, 2007

"Many times a girl has dated me... and then dived back into the arms of the ex-boyfriend..." -- March 26, 2007

"...girls treat me like a coworker..." -- March 27, 2007

"...I know I’m flirting with the edge of your attention span..." -- March 27. 2007

"I went into this... a little naive because I thought the five particpants (sic) would be as anti-American as me." -- March 28, 2007

"...my body got itchy in multiple places at the same time. I wrote it off as crabs...From a skin perspective, these have been the worst of my life—and I’ve had some bad pizza-face breakouts in my day." -- March 29, 2007

"...the DC blog scene will once again see its heyday of early 2006." -- March 30, 2007

"I’m moving in with my Dad tomorrow... I do not have another job lined up..." -- March 30, 2007

How long until Roosh hangs it up completely? Anyone want to start a pool?

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